Guam-mentun!

Obama wins Guam.  The importance of this win cannot be understated.  Well, okay, maybe it can.  But hey, a win's a win.  Of course, I think Guam has a grand total of four delegates (technically, 8 half-delegates), and Obama won by 7 votes so they split them 2 apiece.  So technically he didn't win anything, unless the government of Guam gives a commemorative plaque to the winner.  But hey, that's democracy for ya!