The Old Eighteen

McCain Girls: The Expanded Pants Remix

Like a bad case of the clap that just won't go away, the McCain Girls are back, with a new music video.  And dear readers, those of you who remember the McCain Girls know that I'm using the word "music" in its loosest sense here:

Now I have to admit, "McCainiac" wasn't on my list of songs that I expected the sirens of suckitude to cover.  And by "cover," I mean "butcher beyond recognition."  But this increases the likelihood that we'll hear those songs in the future.  God help us all.

"Women for John McCain"

I'm not sure what's funnier, this web site (which is a hilarious work of satire) or the fact that the McCain campaign is actually, I kid you not, running ads on the site.  If you like Betty Bowers or Whitehouse.org, then check this site out.

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(via First Door on the Left)

Separated at birth?

One of the individuals pictured above is a foul, hideous monster with no soul, and the other one is the Cryptkeeper.  Can you guess which is which?  Hint: the Cryptkeeper is not the one who got caught stealing Percocet and Vicodin from her own charity.

Laura Bush may have her flaws, but she at least has the decency not to participate in the right-wing attempts at sliming Michelle Obama.  Don't fuck with Michelle, Cindy.

Fun with Republican bumper stickers

Having apparently run out of clever ideas for slogans to put on their campaign literature, Texas Republicans are now soliciting ideas for a new GOP bumper sticker to feature the likeness of Barack Obama.  Yes, they're canvassing their base of unhinged, virulent racists for a campaign slogan to use against Obama.  Well, at least they didn't put a racist caricature featuring a monkey with huge lips on the sample image they provided, so I guess that's progress of a sort:

I feel sorry for the Republicans - they're having such a hard time this election cycle overcoming the fact that everyone hates them.  I think we should lend them a helping hand.  If you'd like to help the Republicans by submitting your own bumper sticker ideas, click here.

For my own part, I submitted a few ideas that I hope will give the GOP a boost.  I tried to come up with slogans that capture the current Republican zeitgeist and invoke just the right amount of fear and racial hatred.  Here's what I came up with:

Obama on Jimmy Kimmel

Barack Obama and Jimmy Kimmel on Father's Day and basketball:

Tim Russert remembered

The Daily Show web site has posted a tribute to Tim Russert on its Indecision 2008 blog featuring clips of several of his appearances on the show.

Yes, you can trivialize a presidential election!

Here's a hilarious clip from the Daily Show making fun of the Barack Obama Kia commercial which has been playing here in the DFW area:

Seen at the McCain web site

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(via Canuckoo at Daily Kos)

"I'm voting Republican"

Hilarious:

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(via Netwit from Nitwit)

From my cold, dead hands, McCain